I love Addams family canon feeling so jumbled after so many incarnations. Grandmama is Gomezās mother except when sheās not. Fester is Gomezās brother except when he is not. Gomez is Spanish though Grandmama and Fester and the Addams predecessors donāt seem to be. Pugsley is older than Wednesday except for the times when he is her little brother. I honestly love the incongruity errors, they add to the fun.
Gomez went to law school and med school maybe. He also might be a business man.
Okay, that totally makes sense.
Secret origin: she was a bag lady who slipped into the Addams home thinking it was an abandoned building she could sleep in for a few nights.
Both Morticia and Gomez were appalled and embarrassed that they forgot a relative was coming to visit, and they couldnāt even remember which branch of the family tree this one was from!
She told Wednesday and Pugsley to call her āGrannyā, quickly refined to āGrandmamaā, and pretty soon they collectively forgot that she wasnāt part of the family.
Or put another way, the infectious madness of the family made her true origins irrelevant. She was Grandmama now. An Addams. Thatās all that mattered.
when I was a little kid, my theory was Grandmama was from Gomezās side of the family, but she wasnāt his mother or even his grandmotherā¦ she was like, at least 5 greats-back, and she just hasnāt died yet because SPOOKY MAGIC
i mean pineapple on pizza is already so delicious all by itself but then you add in how many people get so angry about something as arbitrary as the taste preferences of people who are not them and it’s like You Mean I Get To Eat Great Food AND In Doing So Passive Aggressively Tell Someone To Die Mad About It and that’s really what elevates pineapple on pizza to the chef’s kiss level
William Riker’s most notable, consistently written traits throughout the whole of the Star Trek franchise are a. he fucks both often and well, and b. he plays the trombone, which is objectively the funniest combination of traits a character could possibly have.
